Question: Why have you mentioned your status "Single" instead of "Committed"?

A deadly one: Single vs Committed.

I am not sure how many of us have faced this deadly blow from our girlfriend(s). They are much concerned about our life online, be it yahoo, msn, rediff or orkut profile. If your status is single and if you are committed,the gal is surely gonna target you for that, so be ready with the standard answer which you will see below.

Basically, women want to feel safe and secured when in love relationship. A slightest doubt about their bond and relation makes them feel insecure. You are handling women, its not an easy affair. A single drop of tear can be their best weapon, so be careful before making them drop one.

So coming back to my answer (this was my philosophy which I sold to my gal friend, it was momentary):
A guy who puts single in his profile is less attracted by females than the one who puts committed. For a gal, the guy might be really good to be committed than the guy who is single. If the guy is single, that means he hasnt been good enough to catch attention of a gal and so gals would avoid approaching that guy. But if the guy is committed the gal would be interested to know what is special in that guy which impressed a gal. ;)

For some of you this might be funny, stupid, baseless, senseless and crap. But it did work for me.

As usual, a kiss followed by this answer was good enough for me to make my gal happy. Hope this works for you too ;)

Happy Loving

Question: How do I look?

Most of the guys reading this might be smiling now, remembering when was the last time their gals asked this question. And the gals who have raised an eyebrow by now, know what this question means. Sorry gals, I am mean!

So guys, what you think should be an ideal answer:
a) You look damn hot!
b) Beautiful - I couldnt think of anything beautiful than that.
c) Wow!! is that you? I can't believe it.

If you have chosen any of the above as your answer, you are digging a grave for yourself.

What is the ideal answer? There is no ideal answer PERIOD

Gals are most sensitive and possessive species of humankind. They are confused souls who are not sure what will make them happy. Just in case your reply to the question was (a), the response from your GF will be "thats it? nothing else?" If you wisely choose to be over smart and answer (b), the response will be "I know what other beautiful things you think of". If you are just too concerned about the conflict and to make her HAPPY you answer as (c), the response will be "Dont lie, I know I am not that great". Agree guys?

Actually the problem lies in what women want. We can either appreciate their beauty (blindly) or be true and criticize them (makes sense?). So there is no ideal answer to this question. You just have to say something and face the music.

Q: What do I answer to this question?
A: I don't answer. I just kiss the lady and that saves me from the war.